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Lisa Lampanelli Think It’s Okay To Use The Word “N*gga” (And Lena Dunham Is Still the Worst)

Lisa Lampanelli is a comedian in the sense that she stands on stage and shouts “jokes” and presumably gets paid to do so. She’s also been on Celebrity Apprentice, so there’s a rundown of what she actually does. Why are we writing about her instead of ignoring her like usual? Well, she has caused a bit of a kerfuffle this past week when she posted the above photo with the following caption:

“Me with my nigga @LenaDunham of @HBOGirls – I love this beyotch!!”

If you just smacked your teeth and started shaking your head, your response is pretty much the rest of the Internet’s, as well, because this (presumably) upper-middle class white woman is trying to appropriate language that is most certainly not for her and she remains ignorant about doing so. Like, lady – that’s not your choice. You could have called Lena your bitch, your homegirl, your twin in annoyance, etc. You do not, however, get to pick words belonging to particular sub-groups and use them in your attempt to be “funny” or down with the kids or whatever the hell this was all about.

Of course, when this was pointed out to her, Lisa relented and apologised for being such an arrogant, presumptuous smacked ass and promised never to do it again. Oh, except she didn’t. Instead, she took to her Twitter to taunt those who were angered by her choice of language and basically told them to get over it:

She also told The Huffington Post that she used the word “nigga” to mean “friend”. So why didn’t you just call her your friend, then? Listen, I don’t want to open a can of worms here. I’m sure Lisa is totally not a racist – one of her best friends is probably black! – but the blatant disregard for the difference between what you meant and what it means in the world at large is a bit troubling. Also, figures Lena Dunham is in this photo with her/is friends with her. Like attracts like.

Allison Williams Watches Her ‘Girls’ Sex Scenes With Her Dad

I hate Girls and think it’s a terrible show made by a whiny rich girl with no real grip on reality, but the news is slow this morning and Allison Williams is at least slightly better than Lena Dunham (who isn’t, though?), so let’s go with it. Plus, I’m sure many of you think that show’s the bee’s knees and will tell me that in the comments.

In any case, it’s a family affair at the Williams household and during an interview on Anderson Live, Allison admitted that the whole clan comes together to watch Girls, which is way less awkward than you’d think. No, really!

“It’s a unique experience. So far we’ve watched all of the episodes for the first time together. I filmed them, so I know what’s coming and I can prepare them. There have been times when I’m watching with my little brother and I’ve pulled the brim of his baseball cap down.”

I wish I had anything to say about this one, really. I wouldn’t want to watch any sex scenes with my parents, let alone ones I was in, but good for them, I guess?